The Managing Director,
Nigerian Incentive-Based Risk Sharing for Agricultural Lending,ý Abdulhameed
Aliyu, described the arrival of cattle by train to Lagos from Gusau as a feat
and a pleasant surprise as well as (a) good omen for the innovative project of
moving cattle from the north to the south by rail.
According to Aliyu,
“We are indeed happy to hear that the wagons have arrived ahead of schedule. We
are very delighted that the historic train has arrived earlier than projected.”
It is indeed sad if
not depressing posturing to be smart in an environment like Nigeria, where
anything goes. You end up doubting the humanity of otherwise enlightened
individuals who handle the reins of office. In my days at the University of
Lagos, the typical question was, “Ibu du ewu?” Meaning, “Are you a goat?”
We are so used to
mediocrity that any activity or service delivery that approaches the norm is
hailed as phenomenal. How on earth can the MD of NISRAL describe the mere
arrival of a cattle train in Lagos after a two and half day journey as
historic? When was this young man born?
In several writings
proposing solutions to the unabating problem of the wandering Fulani herdsmen,
I had recommended that cattle for slaughter must henceforth no longer arrive at
the destination on the hoof. Cattle can cross state boundaries ONLY in a truck,
trailer or train. It could not have been an original idea of mine when I recall
those modes of cattle transfer in my youthful days at Enugu from 1957 to 1967
before the shooting war started. I lived barely 300m from the Railway Station
and the locomotive running sheds.
The bar for
performance has been set so low that it may not surprise me if Aliyu gets
awarded an MON for “inventing” the cattle train. The question should have been
why it took so long. Is this train ride a stunt, or a sample of things to come?
Only time will tell.