NNPC WANTS TO GENERATE 10,000mW - NEWS . .Please don't make me laugh.

Who dash monkey banana?

Whose idea is this hare-brained scheme? The NNPC has not been able to collect government oil revenue and account for it. They have proved incapable of ensuring the smooth running of our four refineries. The NNPC had been unable to build a new refinery in over thirty years. Now whereas six presidents, ten GMDs and about the same number of MDs of NEPA/PHCN and Ministers of Power have barely developed a capacity for 5000mW, the incompetent NNPC will, all by itself, add 10,000mW to the grid! . Pheeew! . Why didn't we think of this simple solution before?

Finally, I recommend that NNPC fully accounts for all our money, remitted and unremitted, perhaps including the odd $7m traced to Andrew Yakubu's residence. After doing that, the current magicians running the place may decide to resubmit this crazy proposal. No harm in trying.

Nice try!